This is a dog making out with a drunk girl

Who hasn’t been blackout drunk and had a dog make out with them for an uncomfortably long time while a friend films it? Oh, everyone? Well then, this video of an unconscious girl getting tongue kissed by a dog is truly the apex of interspecies relations.

Say what you will, but you’ve really got to admire that dog for getting after it. At the same time, you have to question how he would brazenly date rape a girl on camera. But that’s a dog for you..no fear of retribution.

It’s a shame to see a situation like that, but something tells me this isn’t that dog’s first spin at the rodeo. I mean what exactly was going on with the pooch’s left eye? You don’t get a case of pink eye or whatever that dog has going on like that without having been doing some dark, squishy things with some undesirable people. Around those parts, they probably call the dog Good Time Lassie or some equally derisive but clever spin on a dog name.

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