This is a lady reporter defecating on herself

Before any of you scat lovers out there get too excited, I’m relieved to say you can’t see anything in this clip of a foreign lady reporter having a bit of a bowel problem during an on-camera interview. In spite of that, it’s safe to say this is the best newsperson-crapping-on-herself clip you’ll see today.

Some journalist that woman is. You don’t let a little crap in your pants keep you from doing your job as a reporter. I bet Walter Cronkite used to crap himself all the time, but he’d just sit there in it LIKE A MAN and finish his job. Imagine if in his reporting of the Kennedy Assassination he had to interrupt his proclamation that President Kennedy had been shot by saying, “Oopsidoodle looks like I’ve got a squirter in my pantaloons.” Why would he suddenly talk like that? Who knows? When you’re an adult and you’ve got crap in your pants, nothing makes sense any more.

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