This is a more realistic version of Night at the Museum

Ever wondered what it would look like to watch two sets of Tyrannosaurus fossils getting it on? Well, A) You should probably be on some sort of watch list and B) Today is your lucky curiosity-satisfying day.

These are the kind of lessons kids should learn at a museum. We weren’t fortunate enough to be around when dinosaurs roamed the Earth, but if we were, you could pretty much guarantee you’d be getting to see some hardcore dino sex at some point in your life. Which might be interesting the first time, but probably not the second. You’d have to carry an umbrella around everywhere with you. Getting crapped on by a bird is terrible, but getting a dose of T-rex jizz on you like you got slimed on Double Dare would have to be on the top 100 of worst things ever,

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