This is a picture of a dog getting hit in the groin by a tennis ball
Chris Spags When you’re playing with your dog, incidents happen. Sometimes they bite you or hump you and spill a little yogurt on your leg. Other times, you hit them in the groin with a tennis ball and they look like this. I don’t advocate doing that on purpose, but still, hilarious.
I’m really jealous because I’m desperate to have a dog of my own. Not to throw tennis balls at his crotch or have him engage in a game of “Peanut Butter and Awkward Stares,” but I’ve never had one as a pet and somehow feel deprived as an American without one. Unfortunately, my live-in girlfriend is highly allergic to them, so we can’t get one. Which means that my only other option is hiring a midget and putting him in a tasteful bit of fur. But in a down economy, that doesn’t seem viable. In short, if anyone wants to sleep in a dog bed and pee on fire hydrants on a part-time basis, let me know. Must answer to the name “Lucky.” Please keep leg-humping to a minimum.
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