This is a puppy sexually assaulting a chicken

Posted by Chris Spags on February 11th, 2010 at 12:00 pm

It would appear as though a certain puppy took Ernie Anastos’s words of wisdom a bit too literally: In this clip, you can see an adorable puppy force a chicken into his dog house and then, well, forcible lovin’ happens.

Sadly, this is how Frank Perdue also became so successful in the chicken game. Talking nice to chickens, seducing them, making sweet forced love to them, then turning them into food. You always wondered how the chicken stayed so juicy. Now you know.

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