This is a video of guns being fired underwater

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

One of my duties here is to find interesting things online and really dig at what makes them interesting or funny beyond just what’s on the surface. But sometimes, I find something online that I can’t quite pinpoint why it’s so captivating. This is one of those times. Here’s an old video of men firing guns underwater from Everything Is Terrible. It just works, man.

I hope you stuck around to the very end of that clip so that you got to see that pumpkin getting blasted into pieces. Nothing makes me happier than seeing a pumpkin getting its well-deserved comeuppance. Is there any other fruit or vegetable that gets tortured as much as the pumpkin? If it’s not getting shot in the face, it’s getting chunks of flesh cut off of it to make it look like something else or being chopped up into pie. Did a pumpkin murder a founding father’s family or something? Oh well, that’ll teach that pumpkin to come around at a time in which we’re not giving candy to small children. We don’t take too kindly to pumpkins usin’ our pools and sleepin’ with our women.

HARPOONS ARE FOR PUSSIES [Everything is Terrible]

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