This is what a man drinking a glass of fat looks like

Posted by Chris Spags on December 15th, 2009 at 2:46 pm

After seeing ads for NYC’s new “Is Soda Pouring on the Pounds” campaign (supposedly a plan to warm NYC residents up for a “vice tax” on sodas), I now get to share the joy I see every day on the subway in video form! Here’s a man drinking a glass of fat.

I’m well aware that soda is not awesome for me, but I like to drink a can with dinner. Is that so wrong, really? It seems like a multimillion dollar ad campaign wouldn’t exactly do a whole lot to stop me from doing that, only serving to briefly gross me out and wonder why this strange gentleman is so refreshed by a glass of fat. Is fat particularly tasty? Because if so, I’m more than willing to buy your can of fat to at least try it. At the very least, give me a straw and a fat person with an open mind.

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Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.