This kid has his priorities in order
Chris Spags Hmm…foursome with Asian girls in hot costumes or keep playing Guitar Hero? The choice seems pretty simple when you think about it. Here’s to you, Asian dude in Pikachu costume.
You can’t judge the guy too much..who’s to say he really has a shot as the three saucy minxes fooling around up there? He might end up trying to hook up with them, then leaving with his Pokemon tail between his legs. Or standing completely upright, visibly embarrassing for all to see.
Ideally he would have worked out a solution that both allowed him to get his rocks off and continue achieving high scores in Guitar Hero. I think that one of the gals sitting on the guitar whilst he diddles the buttons (if you know what I mean) would have been a fine compromise. Then, like Pikachu, he could have shot his electricity all over the three of them by the time Sweet Child O’ Mine was over. Seems like a winning situation for all.
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