This old man’s obituary is the baddest ass of them all

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Though Michael “Flathead” Blanchard died at only 68 years old, he died doing what he loved: Sticking a middle finger up at the rest of the world.

Legacy.com

“He enjoyed booze, guns, cars and younger women until the day he died.” What Michael Blanchard may have lacked in refinement, he more than made up for in the ability to drunkenly commit drive-bys with busty schoolgirls at the highest levels of competence.

Michael “Flathead” Blanchard [Legacy.com via a tip from James]