This sponge is mildly threatening
Chris Spags When I think of threatening, I don’t often think of body shampoo sponges. But the directions on this sponge seem to be a bit more forceful than I’d be used to.
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This really reminds me of the time I had slept with Spongebob’s girlfriend. He came out brandishing a knife reeking of liquor and broken dreams. He had gotten so used to getting everything he wanted due to his money and fame…it was like a sense of entitlement he had with his lady. But once I got through to him and told him that you can’t own a person, he just started crying. Deep down inside, he was still the insecure little sponge that got mocked all throughout high school, shoved into lockers, forced to clean urinals with his face. I saw through this tough veneer he built up, looked past our current disagreement, and hugged him. It was the longest, strongest hug I’d ever experienced. But it meant a lot to the both of us. I’d like to think that though he lost a girlfriend, he gained a friend.
That is exactly what this situation reminds me of.
Wait… Did I just get threatened by a sponge? [Reddit]
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