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I can't believe all the singles in my area want to meet me. It's probably because of all the iPads I've won.
My local gym is great. Everyone is built like a 5 year old so I feel huge. I'd recommend the jungle gym to anyone who needs an ego boost.
That awkward moment when you are the only one to show up to class...Besides the teacher. Brazzers
Next time you buy a card get a blank one and write the content of another card inside. She'll love you. You're welcome.
You call me a bitch, well a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are part of nature and nature is beautiful so thanks.
Tim Burton should just make a movie called
Dildo removal
WTF is these niggas doin in Oregon roamin the streets like they own shit out here
My dad accused me of lying today. I looked at him and said
The girls reminded me tonight of one girl who claimed her drug test came back positive because she gave a blow job to a guy who was using. We had a good laugh again.
I'm not sure what the tattoo told you that said.....but it means picnic. fyi.
Bachelor Level: 10 The problem accidentally put white dress shirts in the laundry with new pair of jeans. The Solution: put the formerly white dress shirt in another load with EVERY PIECE OF BLUE CLOTHING I HAVE. Now I have a new blue dress shirt.
I'm a big huge fag who likes to suck huge dicks all day long. Sorry my brother thought he was on his account.
Its that YOLO shit
I hate when I go to do laundry and I know that I've checked all the pockets and I still hear change jingle. It's like my pants are the gateway to Narnia and some lil half goat lookin son of a bitch is fuckin with me.
Saw this on the news. Yes, they shortened 'tornado' to 'nader'
Damn everyone is coming home this week...gonna be amazing
Someone's come into the shop saying he only has 2 minutes and needs to find a certain book, he won't let me help look so do to my bit I've put on eye of the tiger
Just bought lunch for a man I don't particularly care for, (who could definitely afford to miss a meal or 7) because he forgot his wallet. And people call me an asshole. What you did was nice until you posted a status claiming you don't like a fat person. Asshole.
Too many girls want attention, not enough want respect! Fact!
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I'm proud to be an American. Because when the zombie apocalypse comes, there's no better place to be than a land full of fat, lazy, stupid people.
Pulp Fiction Ring Tone
Facebook 2006
The 5th of June Long Con
Dear College Board
Such a gentlemen
I would rather pick the 'jerk' but he would have to love cuddling.
Creepy uncle
Am I a bad person because I find it ironically hilarious that my retarded brother doesn't have any wisdom teeth.
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