This woman on the bus might have the saddest life in the history of the world

Posted by Chris Spags on August 26th, 2011 at 3:15 pm

Does rejoicing in the life failure of others make you happy? Then come on board this magical adventure with me as we view a lady having an obscenely depressing meal on a public bus.

fat lady eats mayo This woman on the bus might have the saddest life in the history of the world

Maybe this lady is just smarter than all of us. She’s getting her daily nutritional requirements of eggs, oil, and, uh, whatever other disgusting things are there swimming around in mayo. Plus it’s probably the same consistency as the blood coursing through her veins, making for great fuel efficiency.

I salute you, Creepy Bus Mayo Lady. You’re onto something. That something may angina, but it’s something.

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Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.