For our unemployed readers, here’s an Unemployment To-Do List
Chris Spags We here at Guyism know that, due to our crappy economy, many of you may be out of work. That sucks. So allow us to help you out by providing you with this helpful to-do list for the unemployed. We just earned you some well-needed free time. You’re welcome.
I assume the person who created this has nothing next to number 4 because it just says “Vigorous masturbation” in invisible ink. Either that or he couldn’t fit in all the check marks. Which is just crazy…after four times, you’re basically just shooting out dust like an old jalopy.
You can just tell this is a man’s unemployed list too. If it were a woman, item #8 would have been “Exchange sex for goods, services, and rent.” While that might not be accurate, I hope that if I type it enough times, it’ll come true.
Unemployed To Do List [Reddit]
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