Today, we celebrate New Orleans

I’m not ashamed to admit that I rooted for New Orleans in last night’s Super Bowl. From Hurricane Katrina to the countless alcoholics regularly filling Bourbon Street to the Cash Money Millionaires, New Orleans has certainly been long suffering. So let’s salute New Orleans today. Here’s my contribution: This billboard ad for STD treatment which really shows the spirit and perseverance of the people of N.O.

My nickname also happens to be “Da Chlamydia Crusher” but it refers more to my penchant for really giving it to girls who have chlamydia with no regard at all for my genitals’ well-being. It’s really a civil service. Just because a lady happens to have a cooter that looks like a poorly played game of Dr. Mario doesn’t mean she doesn’t need love too.

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