Truck driver unaware of car stuck to bumper

There’s a reason why you have to get a special license to drive a commercial truck. It’s not easy to do. But apparently all of the training and experience in the world driving a semi doesn’t prepare you for the simple pleasures of driving unaware of a stationwagon stuck to your truck’s grill.

I don’t mean to discredit this truck driver’s career choice, but I’d imagine he can’t be too good at his job. I’d have to imagine the first day of training for driving a large truck consists primarily of “Don’t plow over smaller cars as though you were the Big Foot monster truck.” Hell, you pretty much learn that after owning a Tonka truck as a child.

Then again, we might be the fools. It might just be an extravagant car accessory. Trucks have balls on them and neon lights, who knows. Maybe a crappy 4 door wagon is just the next stage of badassery on the road.

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