Two hot female teachers opt to do each other instead of students

Two smart female teachers, clearly tired of their brethren getting fired for hooking up with kids in school, instead showed their love for one another through the magic of sexual healing. Small problem: They got caught by the snitch janitor doing it in a classroom and got fired as a result.

Two female Romance language instructors were tossed out of their Brooklyn high school after being caught “undressed” in an empty classroom, sources told the Daily News Tuesday.

Students at James Madison High School in Midwood were watching a talent show in the auditorium while Alini Brito and Cindy Mauro were speaking the international language of love, sources said.

A janitor stumbled on French teacher Mauro, 33, and Brito, 29, a married Spanish instructor, and tattled to school officials on Nov. 20.

“[Ms. Mauro] was pretty fun,” said junior Eddie Ramirez, 18.

“She dressed like a teenage girl – she’d wear low-cut tops, shorts, three-quarter length jeans. She was kinda sexy.”

The episode is the talk of the school. Students even set up a Facebook group to discuss the shenanigans – and it already has more than 500 fans.

“Now you guys wished we installed cameras in our classrooms after all hmm?” wrote one student.

It’s kind of funny how the Daily News article on the subject is pretty much a love poem for the act of two female teachers making sweet sweet love in the romantic surroundings of a French classroom. Nothing could get your motor running faster than a sign on the wall featuring a simulated dialogue between a baguettes salesman and a French tourist.

I’m not sure the teachers should be fired since, as I’m sure we could all agree, this is probably better than the teachers opting to do a student. But if you think they shouldn’t be fired, you should probably think about the inverse. I don’t think it’d be quite as charming of a story if it were two male teachers caught hooking up in a classroom. You don’t really see high school kids high-fiving and wishing they had video surveillance footage when two men are lovingly engaging in the act of docking.

[NY Daily News]

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