Woman yelling ‘KABOOYOW’ to explain hail has it all figured out

Michelle Clark began the day as a local Houston woman affected by hail. She will end the day as a viral video star for her explanation of how the hail hit her home in which she yelled “KABOOYOW!”

Am I wrong to say I’m not as enthused by her report as I was, say, by Sweet Brown or countless other heroes of local news bloopers? I felt like I was watching SNL revise a sketch that should have been put to pasture five years ago. Feel free to tell me I’m an idiot in the comments. (via Hypervocal)