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7 types of roommates we hate

7 types of roommates we hate

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    Types of Roommates We Hate

    Man Alive!, Flickr

    If you thought your family members were tough to get along with, then you were probably surprised when you moved out and found a whole crew of roommate personalities with a variety of infuriating habits to drive you absolutely bat-shit crazy. What are some of the worst roommates you've ever had?

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  • 7 The Messy One

    Messy Apartment

    Debs, Flickr

    Your lack of dish washing has birthed some type of hazardous biological entity in the sink. Your lack of cleanliness has made the mildew on the shower door bloom into a living mural. Seriously, you need to actually clean something because our apartment is slowly becoming a Petri dish for some type of ungodly medical experiment.

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  • 6 The Frequently Nude One

    Underwear

    Max Penn, Flickr

    Stop wearing an open robe with nothing underneath. Every once in a while a testicle peeks out and temporarily blinds me. And it's the same thing when you're doing laundry and decide to wear only one ratty pair of tightie-whities. Things poke out, man...they haunts my dreams...

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  • 5 The One Who Always Cooks Nasty Smelling Things

    Smelly Food

    goodiesfirst, Flickr

    I love ethnic food, but can't you ever just cook some Hamburger Helper or something else that smells normal? I'm tired of smelling curried fish penises, durian fruit salad and mutton face stew.

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  • 4 The One Who Always Has Their Significant Other Over

    Girlfriend

    vignetfishnet, Flickr

    If your girlfriend doesn't pay rent, then she doesn't have the right to be here running up our utility bill and screaming like a banshee when you bang her. Two things need to happen--
    1) Ask her to pay admission every time she comes over.
    2) Put a muzzle on her anytime you are both feeling amorous.

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  • 3 The One Who Doesn't Pay Rent on Time

    Rent

    Number Six (bill lapp), Flickr

    I see you got the new Call of Duty...and upped the data package on your phone...and bought some Cuban cigars. That's great, but where's the rent money? No seriously, this is the second month in a row that your priorities have been ass backwards, so let's make a deal: get me everything you owe by the next cycle or I'll end your life in your sleep and steal your life insurance. That seems fair.

    Photo credit: Number Six (bill lapp), Flickr

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  • 2 The One Who is Always Occupying the Living Room

    Living Room

    Adele 2010, Flickr

    For the love of God, the living room is the central hub to everything in the apartment and you're always there spreading out on the couch, eating messy meals, talking on the phone, watching TV and playing on your laptop all at the same time. It's ludicrous and so are you. I beg you, for just one evening, get the eff out of my sight.

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  • 1 The One Whose Alarm Goes Off a Million Times

    Alarm Clock

    brucebeh, Flickr

    One. You need one alarm to wake up. No more, no less. If I hear your alarm go off more than once at any point in the future I'm not going to kill you or anything you love, I will just make it my mission to silently slip into your room at night and turn off all your alarms so you're late to work every day. Devious.

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