VIDEO: A complete failure of smoking blunts by pot-loving “rapper”

Posted by Chris Spags on April 28th, 2011 at 2:00 pm

I put the word “rapper” in quotes in the headline because there have been better flows captured on the latest “Kidz Bop” album, but this video of an aspiring hip hopper rapping about pot, taking a hit, then collapsing like tranq-ed bear is worth a watch. Around 0:45 is the money shot.

Apparently we need to add “Collapse like a pussy in the middle of your blunt rap” to the Stoner Bucket List.

Not gonna lie…I was kind of hoping this video would feature the first pot-related fatality in the history of the world. I think even the most loyal defender of cannabis and its safety would probably go, “Yeah, well, one dude died from it but he kind of had it coming. He was rapping about pot with the lyrical diction of Terri Schiavo. Somehow, we’ll survive.”

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