VIDEO: A gentleman shoots fireworks off his head…FOR AMERICA!
Chris Spags How’d you celebrate your Fourth of July? Drinking, maybe a burger? That may be American, but it’s not AMERICAN ENOUGH GODDAMMIT IT. But for an example of something that is, check out this guy shooting fireworks off his head. *wipes tear from eyes* Just like the founding fathers dreamed of.
Say what you will about what idiots this man and his family are — and make no mistake, they’re huge ones — but the old man didn’t catch fire or explode. Is he just lucky? Perhaps. Or maybe these borderline-carnies are the most savvy fireworks experts of all. We should just take this dude and his dingy wifebeater and have him replace local fire safety units, throwing himself onto burning buildings rather than wasting precious resources like “water” and “hoses”. Worst case scenario, we get delicious fat idiot fricassee.
Man Shoots Fireworks Off His Head [Viral Viral Videos]
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