VIDEO: A helpful police guide to examining a body killed by a Satanic cult

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With Satanic cults bigger and badder than ever (see: the Justin Bieber Fan Club), it’s important to know what you’re looking for when examining a body slain by a cult. Fortunately, there’s a helpful how-to guide featuring a BONUS moderately attractive girl in a bikini.

Wait, so in case you didn’t watch that all the way through, the man in the video says at 2:15 that sometimes “a penis is placed in the mouth of the person.” So, um, are we talking a severed penis? Or just some dude in a shroud standing there chanting things like a backwards Ozzy Osbourne record with his hand on his hips? I don’t know which idea makes me more uncomfortable.

How To Identify If A Murdered Body Was Murdered By Satanists [Videogum]

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