VIDEO: A hot chick sensually eating a steak is now called a “steakjob”, FYI
Chris Spags If I had a dollar for every crappy marketing firm’s attempt at a viral video emailed or tweeted to us daily, I’d have enough money to spit in all your faces and turn this site into a 24/7 Web cam of my balls. But perhaps that’s why this viral ad attempt for the disposable EZgrill stood out…it’s actually not terrible, mostly because video of a hot chick in a bikini eating steak in slo-mo is moderately fappable.
Now, keep in mind, I really don’t care if you buy an EZgrill. In fact, if they sell this thing in stores, I would not be opposed to you stealing one, stomping it repeatedly, then returning it and filing a complaint with the Better Business Bureau. That’ll teach them to send this thing to me three different times in the span of six hours — one of which had the subject line “Boss new video” and was addressed to TheCHIVE…good work, guys — like it was a cure to cancer that I needed to inform the public of.
Anyway, steak jobs. There you go. Personally, when I look for a meat-based sexual act, I’m more partial to the “steak punch”. It involves me hitting a girl in the back of the head with a steak befitting Fred Flintstone in the middle of sex so that she loses consciousness and tenses up. What can I say? I’m a romantic.
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