VIDEO: A riot breaks out over a waffle iron for sale at Walmart on Black Friday

Posted by Chris Spags on November 28th, 2011 at 12:31 pm

Everyone loves a waffle. If they didn’t, Eggo’s slogan wouldn’t make any sense at all. But this riot breaking out over a waffle iron in a Walmart (presumably in Anytown, USA) is something to behold.

God Bless America, where a product that you could buy literally anywhere online for $20 would lead to borderline anarchy in the most universally white trashful of places. It’s a little slice of what makes this country so delightful and utterly despicable in one swoop.

I hope the recipient of this waffle iron enjoys blood, torn scalp, and the tears of the defeated upon receiving the gift this Christmas.

Riot Over $2 Waffle Makers [Buzzfeed]

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