VIDEO: A stripper in a shopping cart is pushed around Walmart

Posted by Chris Spags on September 10th, 2010 at 3:30 pm

I have no clue what the backstory on this video but any time I get a tip that says “Stripper in a shopping cart” and the video delivers what is promised, it’s getting posted. Mark that down.

Drunk, sluttily dressed, and perfectly content to shop at Walmart? Be still my beating heart!

I’d be neglecting my duties if I didn’t point out that there’s an 80-percent chance that this is just the most brazen date rape ever. He probably just picked up a whole lot of Robitussin in aisle six, picked up some Slim Jims, then found her in the “little girl shorts” section and had a brilliant scheme. People may trash Walmart for its big box mentality, but you really can’t doubt the ease of finding everything you need.

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Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.