VIDEO: A trailer for the “Avatar” porn we’ve all been waiting for

And by “we all,” I obviously mean “no one at all.” Hustler is releasing another of those ubiquitous porn parodies, this one set to tackle the biggest grossing film of all-time, “Avatar.” The trailer is somewhat compelling, albeit none-too fappable.

I could see some of the parody porn titles having some interest like “Saved by the Bell” or “90210.” But this? Eh. The blue people just look weird to me. If I wanted to see giant women with oddly spaced faces have sex, I’d, well, have sex with girls I’d usually have sex with. *cuts self

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