VIDEO: ABC reporter does not like getting touched by shady PR guy

There’s a bit of a situation in San Francisco over allegations that Laguna Honda Hospital misappropriated funds intended for patients to pay for things like catered meals and airplane tickets instead of going to its intended parties. But when ABC 7 reporter Dan Noyes came to confront them, things got a little out of hand.

It may seem like Dan Noyes overreacted a bit, but seriously, there is nothing worse than the passive aggressive d-ck moves Mark Slavin tried to do there. Just because you try to talk in a sing-songy voice doesn’t relieve you from the reality you’re trying to alpha male a reporter because your hospital may be indulging in some dodgy ethics.

Either way though, whether they did it or not, here’s a salute to Mr. Slavin and his wandering hands. May you one day be able to touch away until your heart’s content.

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