VIDEO: Attempted sexual assault results in news hilarity

Posted by Chris Spags on July 30th, 2010 at 9:44 am

Obviously sexual assault and attempted sexual assault isn’t funny (unless attempted by a clown). But this clip of Antoine Dodson, a brother of a potential sexual assault victim who helped ward off the perpetrator, talking with an Alabama news program is simply fantastic.

And now you know about the status of raping in Huntsville, Alabama. Which is an important thing to know. Because there’s nothing worse than being unprepared for a rape. Other than the rape part. Close call, though!

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