VIDEO: Australian “Today” show anchors discuss “long stabby thing”

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Not interested in letting the crew from Belinda Heggen and Mark Aiston’s “small but impressive” clip (that we broke first) get all the attention, the team from Australia’s “Today” show discusses a “long stabby thing”. And boy do those double entendres fly.

This clip is the equivalent of a big budget remake of a low-budget, critically acclaimed film (with the brilliant Heggen/Aiston clip clearly the inspiration). “Today” hosts Lisa Wilkinson and Karl Stefanovic seem to be trying their hardest to be straight men to saucy co-host Georgie Gardner’s big, grand dick joke. But Georgie delivered her lines with all the genuineness and humor of a woman being forced to act in an adult film at gunpoint.

Please just let Aiston and his moderately sized yet hard working genitals have their moment to shine. No need to ruin such a beautiful moment in Australian journalism be sullied with this subpar sequel. Though I’d be lying if I said I weren’t mildly turned on by Georgie Gardner’s somewhat blasé implied lust for oversized genitals.

That’s What They Said of the Day [The Daily What]

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