VIDEO: Baby gets scared, cries, and his fear brings me great joy
Chris Spags We recently discussed my dislike of Internet baby videos (spoiler alert: they’re often only funny to housewives and people still using an AOL.com email address). But this baby video works for me because it features a baby being terrified and a blue toy with googley eyes. Everything is better with googley eyes.
At least give the kid credit; it took me years to master the graceful segway from “I don’t want to touch your phallic object” into tears. But he’s doing it at just a couple months old. Looks like someone’s going to have a much easier time in Boy Scouts!
In related news, what is the point of that thing? To teach kids an unhealthy fear of car washes? Being a toy maker must be the greatest job ever. Just make other simpletons create idiotic designs for no one’s amusement but your own. It’s like all of my pot fantasies come to life.
Baby Learns An Important Lesson [Videogum]
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