VIDEO: Baby Wee Wee is the baby doll with the robotic penis
Chris Spags If you were a young girl looking for a toy baby to play with, you’d probably be like, “Man, these dolls are awesome. But you know what it’s missing? A moving baby penis that squirts urine (I hope) at me!” Well, fictional reader girl, your dreams have come true. Meet the UK’s Baby Wee Wee, the worst toy ever.
Say what you will about how screwed up this is, but this Baby Wee Wee character is really impressing me. Every time I try to pee with an erection, I’m about as accurate as a Michael J. Fox triathlon. But Baby Wee Wee keeps his shot tight and straight. He’s a better man than you or I.
Additionally, if you’re a father and your idea of bonding with your daughter is rubbing a baby doll’s belly until it gets a boner and sprays a liquid, well, you may want to save that until she fails out of high school. At least then, it’s less about creepiness and more like on-the-job training.
Babydoll With Robotic Penis [Buzzfeed]
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