VIDEO: Barbie doll collecting is the future of investing

Posted by Chris Spags on April 27th, 2011 at 2:00 pm

Are you investing in the so-called “stock market”? Well cut that crap out, stupid. Your ass needs to get on board with Barbie doll collecting. They not only appreciate in emotional value, but financial too!

No offense, but I’m getting on board with this volatile secondary Barbie trading market, I better be assured of some big returns. This “well, at least you’ll have beautiful dolls” strategy may apply for my diversified sex doll portfolio, but it holds no water in this investment sector.

Barbie Collecting: “Better Than the Stock Market” [The Hairpin]

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