VIDEO: Batman is now stealing from your Taco Bell

Posted by Shawn Norris on August 19th, 2010 at 2:05 pm

Last month we had a Batman that was robbing banks and now we have the Batman stealing people’s drive-thru orders at Taco Bell. It looks like this city needs another hero to counteract all the Batman crime being committed by The Dark Knight. Somebody get Superman on the phone…

I have some people that email me videos from time to time, and more often than not it has something to do with people in superhero costumes committing crime. While I wholeheartedly enjoy the irony of the situations, I often wonder when they’ll end up throwing these people in jail for being impostors.

“Because he’s the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we’ll hunt him because he can take it. Because he’s not our hero. He’s a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.”

And now that watchful protector has got our Taco Bell. Let’s go kick his ass.

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Shawn Norris Shawn Norris used to write things for National Lampoon and the now-defunct Blue Monkey Disco Party as "Douche Larue." Now he spends most of his time writing jokes, scripts, and trying to find a literary agent that will return his calls. Even though he wasn’t born yet, he often takes credit for faking the moon landing. Also, he’s allergic to tequila -- it makes him breakout in felonies.