VIDEO: Bearded man’s dance to Offspring is my happy place
This is a Dancing Bearded Guy. He’s like a real life Napoleon Dynamite, only with a bucket of pubes glued to his face. Prepare yourself to be enthralled by his dance moves.
They say that the way to maximize your joy and success in dancing, you should dance like nobody’s watching. Well this guy is doing that and then also dancing like he has to kick nobody in the fact or fight off an army of midget nobodies without any formal training. So really, he’s the finest dancer of our generation. A young Baryshnikov with the sensuality of sticking your genitals in a bee hive.

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