VIDEO: Business ringtones..they’re ringtones, but for business!

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

I’ve been feeling like a dick for years having ringtones but feeling like they weren’t professional enough. But now, thanks to this weird ad for “business” ringtones, I can find a ringtone that I like…for business!

I really like how the ringtone completely conveys the image each person respectively reflects! And they’re all so diverse too! It’s like if Martin Luther King Jr. had said, “Yes, I could fight for civil rights…or I could make professional ringtones for people of different ethnicities!” And then he opted to completely omit black people because, well, they don’t like a ringtone unless it can also be heard somewhere in which sweaty big asses are being grinded upon strange men. Hey, I’m just going with what the commercial taught me, don’t judge.

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