VIDEO: Business ringtones..they’re ringtones, but for business!

Posted by Chris Spags on September 27th, 2010 at 4:59 pm

I’ve been feeling like a dick for years having ringtones but feeling like they weren’t professional enough. But now, thanks to this weird ad for “business” ringtones, I can find a ringtone that I like…for business!

I really like how the ringtone completely conveys the image each person respectively reflects! And they’re all so diverse too! It’s like if Martin Luther King Jr. had said, “Yes, I could fight for civil rights…or I could make professional ringtones for people of different ethnicities!” And then he opted to completely omit black people because, well, they don’t like a ringtone unless it can also be heard somewhere in which sweaty big asses are being grinded upon strange men. Hey, I’m just going with what the commercial taught me, don’t judge.

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Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.