VIDEO: Charlie Sheen passes drug test, is not bipolar, continues winning

Last week, Charlie Sheen went on several radio shows and indicated that he was clean and sober and would take drug tests to prove it. This week? Sheen passed a drug test administered by RadarOnline and introduced the world to “bi-winning” in this interview with ABC airing partially on Good Morning America with a full profile on ABC News this Tuesday.

Fantastic quotes from the Sheen-GMA interview this morning (also embedded here with a hideous one-minute long pre-roll ad from them…thanks, ABC):

“Some are saying you’re bipolar.”
“Wow, what does that mean?”
“I guess that you’re on two ends of the spectrum.”
“Wow. And then what? What’s the cure? Medicine? Make me like them? Not gonna happen. I’m bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what?”

Sheen also claimed that celebrities such as Sean Penn and Colin Farrell have reached out to him. Not to give him advice, but to support him.

“Just to see…a giant marquee name on your caller ID and it’s like, ‘Winning!’”

On his drug usage:

“I was banging seven gram rocks and finishing them because that’s how I roll. I have one speed, I have one gear. Go…I’ve got tiger blood, man.”

On life without drugs, with his kids:

“It’s not better…it’s perfect.”

On whether he will relapse:

“No. I’m not going to. Period. The end. I blinked and I cured my brain. Anyone can. Can’t is the cancer of happen. The Nike slogan doesn’t say ‘Don’t try it.’ It says ‘Just do it’, man.”

On his partying debacle with porn stars and mass amounts of cocaine:

“I’m proud of that, man. I exposed people to magic. I exposed them to something they’re never otherwise going to see in their boring, normal lives. And I gave that to them…that’s a gift, man.”

Sheen also agreed to a comprehensive series of drug tests which screen for opiates, cocaine, weed, alcohol, and more with RadarOnline. He tested negative for every single one of the tests, meaning he’s been clean for somewhere around the last 24-72 hours, at least.

Sheen will also be profiled with a full interview on ABC News this Tuesday night.

How can you not love Charlie Sheen? He’s an absolute wreck, sure, and bi-winning sounds like playing the slot machine while making out with a dude and a girl, but the man is just churning out gold day after day. He’s giving this all to us, man. It’s a gift. Truly.

Charlie Sheen passes drug test, results revealed on ‘Good Morning America’ [EW.com]
Charlie Sheen: Not Bipolar but Bi-Winning [ABC News]

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