VIDEO: Doll in toy store curses, calls you a ‘crazy bitch’

Posted by Chris Spags on November 29th, 2011 at 10:42 am

Every year, there are some news stories about a kids’ toy that curses or masturbates or whatever. This year shall be no exception. In this video, a baby doll seems to say, “Hey you crazy bitch.” Why? Who knows!

Not really a whole lot of ambiguity there. Either way, kids have to learn to call innocent passersby a crazy bitch at some point in their lives. Why not learn it from an adorable toy with big blue eyes?

That said, if anyone’s crazy, it’s this doll. Needless profanity, twitchy head, vacant stare. It’s like this doll came to Toys ‘R’ Us straight from Vietnam.

Cursing Baby Doll [Buzzfeed]

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