VIDEO: Drunk bum and a disabled guy is 2011′s ‘Freddy vs. Jason’

Posted by Chris Spags on August 29th, 2011 at 4:30 pm

In the annals of street altercation videos, drunk bums and disabled people are probably one of the top participants (drunk white girls would obviously be the favorite in any tournament).

Backing the disabled dude is clearly the “feel-good” selection here. I’m not exactly enamored with the drunk bum’s abilities in executing on a fight game plan, but his mobility advantage seems tough.

Either way, I’d really be rooting for the disabled guy. Rarely are there times that I can cheer for someone to shove an object in another person’s rectum without bad feelings. Have you tried masturbating to the “ass to ass” scene in Requiem for a Dream? It’s no easy feat, I’ll tell you that.

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