VIDEO: Drunk chick pees her bikini on a cruise to everyone’s amusement
Far be it from me to turn this thing of ours into a urine-soaked golden shower hub, but this video of a lady apparently soiling herself while drunk and borderline passed out on a lounge chair is pretty amusing. Video is SFW.
I do not care how much bodily waste came out of the drunk chick. I don’t care if it came out of her while we were in bed. She’s still way hotter in every aspect than the two sea monsters laughing at her at the end of the video. Honestly, I’d still be more inclined to have sex with her than those two even if she shot goo out of every orifice like Tub Girl. At least I could pretend like I was an urban youth playing in a fire hydrant rather than just a dude banging heifers.

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