VIDEO: Drunk man’s Chicago subway rant is truly an epic one

When you see a man dressed like he’s colorblind yelling about Erick Sermon, you have to listen. At least that’s my new ruling in life. In this long-but-always entertaining clip, a drunk guy rambles and rants and, well, you just have to sit back and enjoy.

You may not believe in mass genocide — and maybe there’s something our Guyism Style Team can tell me about that I’m not aware of — but I’m pretty sure there have been very few contributions from people wearing tie dye, purple pants, and a green hoodie. I don’t think Albert Einstein went from being a guy dressed like Barney at a Grateful Dead concert to creating the theory of relativity. I’ll have to check Wikipedia to confirm, though.



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