VIDEO: Dude on kids’ tricycle beats NYC’s slowest bus in a race
Chris Spags People have griped about the slowness of the M42 bus for years, often garnishing the unofficial title of “New York City’s Slowest Bus” upon it. So Queens-based comic Mark Malkoff decided to race the bus himself…while riding a “big wheel” tricycle.
Good for you, Mark Malkoff. Personally, I think this should fill the void that the Segway was supposed to. A means of transportation that looks completely idiotic but is more efficient than any other form of travel you could undertake in a major metropolitan city. And this way, you could pick up a hot girl riding a big wheel with out people looking at you funny and yelling, “Hey, where are you going with my daughter!?!?” like they’re Liam Neeson in “Taken”. Deal with it, pops. The heart wants what it wants, even if it usually wants DVDs of “Dora the Explorer”.
Queens comedian races bus across midtown on kids’ toy trike, and wins by a country mile [NYDN]
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