VIDEO: Evangelical got “the gay” spanked out of him

I don’t mean to be railing against the religious types here with this video and that Midwestern State girl going insane and collapsing while talking about Jesus. So let’s just put that up front. With that out of the way, let’s all enjoy this video of a religious man talking about spankings saving him from the temptation of other young boys.

I’m aware this is probably fake. But given all the lunacy out there, is it so hard to believe that maybe, just maybe, one crazy man in a cheap suit and colorful tie thinks that vigorous (and perhaps slightly sensual) spankings saved him from the horrors of homosexuality? I don’t think so.

If there are any confused bisexual college girls that want to try this theory, let me know. I have large hands and a willingness to use them to help society.

Spanking the Gay out on Christian T.V. [Reddit]



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