VIDEO: Fat dude tries to break world record for most quarters in belly button

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

Where there’s a will, there’s a world record for something completely moronic. In this case, a college dude named Randon tries to set the world record for most quarters put in a belly button. Prepare for this video to take you on an emotional joyride.

In related news, I apologize sincerely if those turn out to be the largest breasts you see on the site today. Seriously, they look like little Hindenburg blimps. Hard to compete with.

Good for Randon, though. He had a goal and he achieved it while shirtless in front of a bunch of dudes. Now let’s hope he reaches his next record-breaking goal of “Most Inches of Penis Found Suffocated, Hidden under Diabetes-Filled Stomach Fat”.

Open Post: Hosted By Quarters In A Belly Button [Dlisted]

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