If you’ve spent literally 90 seconds on Chatroulette, the odds are probably -450 to 1 that you got to see a man stroking his engorged genitals for no one in particular. One German TV show was apparently unaware of that basic science, leading to this awkward encounter. It’s SFW due to the wonderful usage of mosaics.
Thank God for that well-known German ability to be completely calm under pressure and adverse situations. Never an overreaction from those people, no sir.
This video has to be the greatest thing ever for that cam jacker. Not only did he get to show his self-pleasure to someone, he also got to show it to many German TV viewers and now, the world. But most importantly, he got to show it to you. Yes, you. That was his plan all along. Does that creep you out? It shouldn’t. It winked at you. That means it likes you.
[Thanks Mark for the tip]









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