VIDEO: Girl dons bikini, goes on hunger strike in effort to get her dog back

Posted by Chris Spags on November 29th, 2011 at 3:00 pm

Arlene Mossa Corona is just a simple college girl looking to get her chihuahua, Chispeta, returned to her. She tried local pounds and even a pet psychic. But her new solution is the most brilliant: Strip down and go on a hunger strike. Will it get her dog back? Maybe!

Have you seen Corona’s dog? Better get it back to her immediately or I will be very displeased. If we can make just one college girl believe life’s problems can be solved by dieting and partial nudity, society may be one day be a much better place.

Learn more about poor Arlene’s ~~sexy~~ sad story at NBC San Diego.

[Thanks for the tip, Tim!]

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