VIDEO: Girl fight gets out of hand at SoundSet 2011

Posted by Chris Spags on May 31st, 2011 at 10:13 am

SoundSet is, apparently, “a festival of hip hop” brought annually to the urban metropolis of Canterbury Park, Minnesota. Though acts like Joe Budden and Big Boi were in attendance, the biggest show was a bunch of drunk chicks getting into a massive brawl.

I for one am shocked that the skinny guy with shitty tattoos would be getting kind of violent with some of the girls involved. If there’s one thing I know about shirtless white trash guys, it’s their unflappable respect for and kind treatment towards women.

That said, I don’t blame him for trying to corral that husky girl before it’s too late. Letting her continue to roam unchecked could have led to much bigger problems for everyone involved. I don’t think anyone in attendance would have complained if she were hog tied and left on the train tracks. Except the train conductor. That would have ended like the trailer for “Super 8″ for him.

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