VIDEO: Girl gets arrested during UW-Milwaukee class

There is nothing I love more on the Internet than someone clandestinely taking video of a person acting like a complete a-hole. This video, taken at a University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee classroom, features a loud mouthed fat girl mouthing off, throwing a water bottle, and ending up getting arrested for “disorderly conduct.” Watch it and figure out whose side you’re on.

I don’t have enough details on this story yet (if you have them, leave it in the comments), but my “Somebody’s going to claim this is racism” sense is tingling. Then again, given that there are probably five black people in Wisconsin and four of them play for the Packers really doesn’t reflect well on the racial sensitivity of the state. If this were a white kid, the cops would probably say, “Knock it off youuuuu,” tussle his hair, give him a cheesehead hat and call it a day.

Anyway, personally, I think this girl is a morbidly obese, loudmouth douchebag, but you have to admire that she doesn’t change her tone at all, even while she’s flat on her stomach (well, as flat as she can be given her physical composition). It’d be courageous if she weren’t so grating and unattractive in literally every possible way. Her mouth never stopped running for a second, emboldened perhaps by the marathon-training-esque years of eating to the point of complete dental exhaustion. And they say obesity doesn’t provide you with an adequate workout.

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