VIDEO: Girl’s sexy pool dance attempt thwarted by lack of coordination
Chris Spags Note to all the aspiring hoochie mamas out there: When attempting to seduce your way around the pool, try really hard not to slip and fall, embarrassing yourself in front of everyone. What man would want a woman who’s immobilized and possibly unconscious? No man!
She was really working it up until the shameful fall part, in her defense. I mean what a classy lady. Dipping it low by a pool full of dudes in a skimpy bikini? Talk about a girl you can bring home to mom. Assuming your mom is like Norman Bates’ and consists of you brandishing a knife in a poorly-applied wig.
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