VIDEO: Guy leaves voicemail about sleeping with girlfriend’s sister on wrong number
After the Greatest Drunken Voicemail Ever for a guy named Ryan, it was believed that the best in voicemails had been seen. But what that voicemail had in romantic optimism, this one has in harsh realities. In this clip, a guy calls his girlfriend to inform her he had sex with her sister, only to leave the voicemail on the wrong number.
Despite his lack of eloquence, this guy makes a good point. Her sister does have “some big ass titties”. And the girlfriend’s lack of big ass titties is not only genetically illogical, it also makes her inferior. So it’s her fault. If anything, she should be buying the champagne to apologize for her lack of big ass titties and failure to flash them in his face. But that’s the problem with women…always selfish.
Guy accidentally leaves voicemail on my phone informing his girlfriend he slept with her sister. [Reddit]

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