VIDEO: High school kid falls asleep during Pres. Obama’s grad speech
Chris Spags Say what you will about President Obama and his policies or decisions, but I don’t think you can accuse him of being a dull orator. Well, one kid at Kalamazoo Central High’s graduation, which booked President Obama as a speaker, wholeheartedly disagrees, as seen in this video.
At first I skimmed the video when we got it from a loyal tipster and I was thinking, “Is that kid jacking it behind Obama?” I was all ready to salute his courage and commitment to self-pleasure (and STD prevention) before realizing that, no, he just twitches a lot to stay awake. That’s so much more disrespectful. At least if he were jacking it to Obama’s speech, Obama would feel really sexy and like he was making a difference. This way? It’s like he’s meant nothing at all. Someone give him a hug. A really aggressive one. Secret Service will be totally okay with it, no worries.
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