VIDEO: “How to hide an erection”, as taught by a German kids’ channel

Posted by Chris Spags on April 29th, 2011 at 10:28 am

As a young lad, I suppose there is no more important skill to pick up (perhaps other than coercing girls to do what you want) than how to classily hide an erection. Fortunately, a German kids’ channel is there to help.

The piece of programming aired as part of a show dedicated to puberty cleverly titled “You Are Not a Werewolf”. Thanks for telling me now, German TV. I’ve been howling at the moon like an asshole for 15 years.

My personal favorite way to hide the erection is this one:

hide that erection VIDEO: How to hide an erection, as taught by a German kids channel

People would obviously walk by and go, “Damn, that kid is so confident and casual. No way he’s packing a semi after seeing Becky Anderson bending over to pick up her pencil.” Then you just click your mouth, wink at them, and point. Would a dude with an erection do that? No way.

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